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December 10, 2004
Friday 
Melbourne city gardeners royally eff up
You know how everything in the southern hemisphere is the opposite?
Well, to celebrate Hanukkah, the city of Melbourne decorated itself with swastikas.
No, not really. They claim it was an accident.
Uh, yeah.
NHL Players Offer 24 Percent Salary Cut
What’s 24% of nothing?
Laptop Computers May Destroy Male Fertility
What doesn’t these days? On Dateline I saw a report that said banana bread, Lifetime, and jury duty do too.
Man Tosses Molotovs, Flees on Lawnmower
Sure, fleeing a scene on a lawnmower sounds dumb as hell, but making Molotov cocktails with Budweiser bottles is far dumber. They didn’t even explode. For a tasty, effective firebomb, I recommend using Bacardi 151 bottles. The alcoholic content is enough to destroy an entire mobile home.
