Online College Awards Cat an MBA, Sued For Fraud
The bachelor’s degree was $299, but the executive MBA was only $399. Cheap at twice the price.
While earning his bogus MBA, the cat maintained a 3.5 GPA, making him valedictorian of his class.
The genius cat has accepted a fund management position at Berkshire Hathaway, and will serve as Warren Buffet’s personal assistant.
“Bush Arrested in Canada” spoof tricks Google
This is pretty impressive. Some Canadian jokesters got their fake story about President Bush being arrested in Canada for war crimes to be a main headline on Google’s news page, giving them a much-needed point to bounce them into 3rd in our global news-bastardization competition.
This brings the official standings in the Bastard News Olympics to:
1. Fox News Channel (27,528)
2. John Stossel (63)
3. Canada (1)
4t. Me (0)
4t. former child actor, Balthazar Getty (0)
More: zone-h.org
UN Report Predicts Robot Revolution By 2007
Details of the armageddon to be revealed on tonight’s episode of Extra…
