December 7, 2004

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Kentucky plays Indiana this Saturday @ 2pm on CBS. Yep, it’s 2004, and it’s still not cool to be from Indiana.

Um, ytf is this 17″ LCD monitor so cheap? Is it paper mache or something?
kanyeasy
Actual fun at the Grammys this year? Kanye West receives 10 nominations. Btw, the Kanye-mixed song “Lucifer” on Jay’s Black Album has a much better remix floating around. Here, in fact.

Some shady Florida vote-rigging machine plan uncovered? (From land-o-links) FYI, Yang Enterprises is right down the road from me rents’ crib, and it’s the fugliest building for miles.

When are we ever going to hear the results of the ODB autopsy?

Some dumbass dresses up like a hamster.

The Nanny reunion
-Easily the worst nanny news of the week, despite this and this. (Last two from Wide-Thighed Slut)

General — Posted by: chris @ 1:55 pm

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“We built this city on rock and roll”

Tags — Posted by: chris @ 12:38 pm

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Online College Awards Cat an MBA, Sued For Fraud

worst alma mater everThe bachelor’s degree was $299, but the executive MBA was only $399. Cheap at twice the price.

While earning his bogus MBA, the cat maintained a 3.5 GPA, making him valedictorian of his class.

The genius cat has accepted a fund management position at Berkshire Hathaway, and will serve as Warren Buffet’s personal assistant.

“Bush Arrested in Canada” spoof tricks Google

you got punked, google

This is pretty impressive. Some Canadian jokesters got their fake story about President Bush being arrested in Canada for war crimes to be a main headline on Google’s news page, giving them a much-needed point to bounce them into 3rd in our global news-bastardization competition.

This brings the official standings in the Bastard News Olympics to:

1. Fox News Channel (27,528)
2. John Stossel (63)
3. Canada (1)
4t. Me (0)
4t. former child actor, Balthazar Getty (0)

More: zone-h.org

UN Report Predicts Robot Revolution By 2007

Details of the armageddon to be revealed on tonight’s episode of Extra…

News — Posted by: chris @ 10:23 am

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Mule Fish

Pics — Posted by: chris @ 9:03 am

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yogi

Buddy Icons — Posted by: chris @ 8:38 am

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