Honey Alert!
Due to unexpectedly low levels in our honey reserves, tribes are being asked to each store roughly 10,000 more hornets’ nests in their stockpiles for the winter.
The drought is expected to last until spring.
Tribal leaders:
Proper preparation now will prevent a gruesome, honey-less plague.
Latest News:
Taiwan Pygmy Group Performs Ritual Ceremony
Rights groups urge greater protection of pygmies
Chad City, Chad (AP) -
On November 27th, 2004, the Mbouti pygmies of Chad named John Spooneybarger their new President & CEO.
He will assume his new position on January 1, 2005.
He recently spent 4 years at the helm of the Gouranga pygmies of the Congo, leading them into a decade of forecasted profitability.
On the Home Front:
The 2004 Bouyakka Festival was another success. Three days of dancing, singing, farming and hunting for insects were capped off by a 4-foot-tall bonfire that raged for over 10 minutes.
Countless barrels of giraffe juice were imbibed by over 50 attendees of the annual pygmy celebration.
Info: If anyone is still missing an lion skull necklace, it may be retrieved at the lost & found booth.
I, for one, would like to be the first this season to say that 
Kentucky’s game at 
In America, throwing an elder into a nursing home is the typical way of showing that person that their presence is no longer enjoyed. In Japan, they put robots in front of old people that ramble nonsense right back to their worn faces to let them know no one cares. So much easier. 
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