November 30, 2004

Tuesday permalink

Protesters Storm Fence at Ukraine Parliament

I hope by the time this is all said and done, there’s an entirely different country sitting where Ukraine used to be. It’s a corrupt nation with vast economic and social problems. Some say it’s the new Kamchatka.

Pastor Used Fear Of Satan To Have Sex With Women

Miroslav SatanThis is definitely the technique I’m going to use next time at a bar.

“Yo, Legs, if you don’t start grinding on my thigh, the devil is going to give you massive cancer and stab your family.”

Perfect.

Ah, the Catholic Church. My favorite source of Satan-related pickup lines.

ALS Expert Stricken With ALS

This must be God’s hilarious way of punishing him for 20+ years of stealing money from the lab and spending it on boy prostitutes.

Bad joke gets better for police

Just read the story, trust me

News — Posted by: chris @ 10:11 am


1 Comment »

  1. Kamchatka my ass! There is only ZUUL!


    Comment by gnutz — November 30, 2004 @ 2:00 pm

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