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November 30, 2004
Tuesday 
Protesters Storm Fence at Ukraine Parliament
I hope by the time this is all said and done, there’s an entirely different country sitting where Ukraine used to be. It’s a corrupt nation with vast economic and social problems. Some say it’s the new Kamchatka.
Pastor Used Fear Of Satan To Have Sex With Women
This is definitely the technique I’m going to use next time at a bar.
“Yo, Legs, if you don’t start grinding on my thigh, the devil is going to give you massive cancer and stab your family.”
Perfect.
Ah, the Catholic Church. My favorite source of Satan-related pickup lines.
This must be God’s hilarious way of punishing him for 20+ years of stealing money from the lab and spending it on boy prostitutes.
Bad joke gets better for police
Just read the story, trust me
