Burma Says It Will Free Over 5,000 More Prisoners
In related news: Nike hires 5,000 new employees.
That’s nothing. I’ve peed from tougher positions than that:
-standing out of a limo
-riding Space Mountain
-On Red Wings’ bench while straddling plexi-glass
17th Century British Porn to Be Auctioned
These writings are considered to be the oldest published porn in Europe, but some Austrians claim that Weimann’s Gummikugeln und Alkohol was Europe’s first pornography.
It was nearly 40 years later when France offered La Gonade. Germany’s first schiesse magazine did not appear until 1912.
From Verses by Sodom author, John Wilmot:
In liquid raptures I dissolve all o’er,
Melt into sperm and, and spend at every pore.
A touch from any part of her had done’t:
Her hand, her foot, her very look’s a cunt.
Worst porn ever.
