November 22, 2004

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In MTV’s show, Pimp My Ride, some idiot/actors get keys to ridiculous cars, which they’re clearly never going to drive in public, despite previously owning the biggest POS’s ever.

The pimped rides are often sold back to Xzibit or traded to MTV for cash due to the fact that they’re not even remotely capable of passing any inspection tests.


crapThis 1977 Chevy SUV was given to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

The vehicle become property of a 7-year-old boy with a brain tumor who couldn’t drive, who crashed it within 4 minutes of being on Interstate 10 and died.

Tragic.


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The man who was given this car was so upset at how ugly his ride had become set fire to it on the MTV backlotwhile he was in it.

Two firefighters also died in the inferno.


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Ten days after taking this car home, the guy pictured was attacked by a local gang.

During the attack, the boy was stabbed 37 times and shat on allegedly for “frontin wit dat boolshit”.

He’s been comatose for over 6 months now.


shizzThis car was given back to MTV for $5000 cash and then, in turn, sold to hip-hop mogul, Russell Simmons, for $60,000.

When Simmons later appraised the vehicle, its value was listed as $1,450. Simmons then had five MTV employees executed and Xzibit was last seen being dumped into the car’s trunk.

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NBA suspends 9 players for 143 games

I was in Tulsa, OK watching this game, and it made me realize how truly awful people from other parts of the country are. Fights never break out like that in Sooner State. Respectful duels are scheduled in which gentlemen resolve their aggression through gunfire. Pitiful.

The fight, though, was completely sweet. If anyone can find the video, post a comment. Speaking of horrific fights, remember Rudy T’s near-death experience with Kermit Washington’s fist? Also, is Artest the best fighter in the NBA ever?

Kermit Washington KO's Rudy TArtest loves to kick ass

Bob Ryan’s drunken opinion

Dubya screws up a bunch during APEC visit

Captain Jackass is doing it again. In this trip, he has:

-Not realized Indonesia had a new president for over a month
-Had no idea when the Iraqi elections are
-Called APEC “OPEC”
-Assumed oceans protect us from “trade policy or terrorist attacks”

Greek Nation vows to make a movie about how much of a homo Oliver Stone is

Yes, Greeks have finally had enough with craptastic movies such as Troy and now Alexander, so they have decided to make a movie showing how Oliver Stone is a big Homo. Scenes include him banging Costner on the set of JFK, Stone being bent over by Tom Berrenger while filming Platoon, and then Stone $&#@ing a zebra during the filming of The Doors and then promising the zebra’s agent that said zebra could play Doors’ Guitarist Robby Kreiger in the movie. -Snackmaster3k

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