TiVo Will No Longer Skip Past Advertisers
TiVo has just gone from the best to the most annoying technology of the decade.
Dr. Dre Punched, Young Buck Stabs @ Vibe Awards
Some dude punched Dre during an autograph session, Young Buck took offense, stabbed the dude, and that’s when the rest of G-Unit rushed in and repeatedly sodomized him.
Some of the methods reportedly used include the “Sackville Surprise”, “Oatmeal Cookie With Raisins”, and the notorious “Elephant Lips”
Btw, Boomshot Award went to Kevin Lyttle w/ Spragga Benz for their “Turn Me On” remix. Fo sho.
Birth Control Darts Target Kangaroos, Koalas
One of the most popular activities in Australia is to hunt and shoot koalas with weapons that destroy their reproductive systems. Then they eat them.
Miami Police Use 50,000-volt Stun Gun On 2nd Child
Only because the 80,000-volt gun was broken.
TLC To Seek New Member With Reality Show
The Curse of TLC shall live on. In what will surely result in an on-camera death, a new UPN reality show will hunt for a chickenhead willing to challenge the curse and become a member of the Atlanta-based hip-hop group. Or maybe the curse will cause UPN to please go bankrupt, putting thousands of untrained, unemployed actors and producers out on the street. Tragic.
You should add more songs to the radioblog because I always go to this site at school and it’s pretty much the only site not blocked. I WANT MORE MUSIC. Basically.
Comment by blah — November 17, 2004 @ 1:04 pm
fine yo. i’ll hook some shit up on it when i get home from work
Comment by chris — November 17, 2004 @ 1:12 pm
whoa…how’d you answer so fast?? do you just sit at the computer waiting for people to post [not that there’s anything wrong with that.]
Comment by blah — November 17, 2004 @ 1:22 pm
i just posted a music review. and saw this. so, no.
Comment by chris — November 17, 2004 @ 1:25 pm
how do you find such awesome music??
Comment by blah — November 17, 2004 @ 1:30 pm
I pay a lot of people a lot of money.
I have to run this site to pay their salaries.
Comment by chris — November 17, 2004 @ 1:34 pm
Ummm…ok? but you didn’t answer my question…where do you find so much awesome music?
Comment by blah — November 17, 2004 @ 1:46 pm
you know i told you that there are good ways of getting cheap child labor!
Comment by Snackmaster3k — November 17, 2004 @ 1:46 pm
soulseek, stereogum, pitchfork, earlash, print mags, music stores, concerts, word of mouth, and the little guy behind the fridge who makes us burritos
Comment by chris — November 17, 2004 @ 1:55 pm
He’s not little, he’s big inside. Inside your mom.
Burritos!
Comment by gnutz — November 17, 2004 @ 3:10 pm
There are multiple reasons not to eat the burritos from the little guy behind the fridge. One of them rhymes with “burpees”. Just ask Rudman.
Comment by Plummer for MVP — November 17, 2004 @ 4:56 pm