Man Sets Self Ablaze in Front of White House
I guess the political atmosphere in America has gotten so bad that people have resorted to setting themselves on fire.
I tried it myself after Bush became President four years ago, and I may just do it again.
Colin Powell, Three Other Cabinet Members Resign
The Golden Age of Agriculture, led by Secretary Ann Veneman is now officially over. May our fields run dry while we all starve and die so that we may learn the value of the woman simply known as “The Great One”.
Rapper Ol’ Dirty Bastard Dies Suddenly in New York
It’s startling when someone with such talent dies young, but it’s rarely unexpected. He was as brilliant as anyone in the game.
New York won’t ever be the same.
He would’ve turned 36 today.
Authorities Seek Cause to ODB’s Death
Vet Kills Vet in Veteran’s Day Parade
The sad part is, they knew each other, so technically it was a friendly-fire casualty. I wonder how many vets have die a year on Veterans’s Day due to flashback POW-style shankings.
Police use stun gun on 6-year-old boy
This is part of the new “Good Kids, Bad Kids” police initiative in Florida, the goal of which is to start a pre-juvenile correctional system. Over $250 million are being invested in a network of mini-prisons for 3- to 8-year-old offenders.
Pregnant Baboon Escapes at Texas Airport
Before being subdued, the filthy monkey managed to stop at the Hudson News magazine stand and purchase a pack of gum. Upon paying with a single dollar, the ape was accidentally given change for a $20 bill. The mistake was not brought to the news stand employee’s attention.
