“Official website of Veteran’s Day”

Get your tickets for tonight’s Juliette & The Licks show @ Axis. Click here for more hot pics of her performing.

Evita: the Musical
Warning: Attendance may cause loss of testicles

Full video of Tara Reid’s boob slip (NSFW). The cluelessness makes it a classic.

Columbine Paintball
Re-enact the famous school shooting with your family in a paintball match. It pretty much just involves 2 guys walking around shooting people with no guns or protection. Then 20 members of the other team swarm in to kill and heavily sodomize them.

Menomena
Still has the most ridiculous website in the world.

Barbra Streisand’s Truth Alerts
Barbra rectifies tabloid stories. Because life is just that exciting.

Pet Costume: Santa’s Lil Helper
Imagine a Rottweiler that attacks upon hearing laughter wearing that walking towards you

Ashcroft and Evans resign from Cabinet

During Herr Ashcroft’s reign, America has seen such illustrious examples of our legal system as:

-The Patriot Act
-Moussaoui, Padilla, Lindh
-Enron, Worldcom
-Martha Stewart, Patti LaBelle

Remember he lost a Senate seat to a dead guy’s wife?

Wocka wocka.

Clemens Wins Record Seventh Cy Young Award

“I just didn’t want to go back to that Yankee clubhouse. I saw too much. I couldn’t go back, and I was pitching all season not to,” Clemens remarked.

Egypt to Host Arafat Funeral; Bastard’s Still Alive

I hope that he doesn’t die for a long time, and maybe even just stay in a coma for months or years. How many people would that piss off? If not, I think he should be mummified, per the Egyptian tradition.