Yasser Arafat is dead: Palestinian sources
Cashing in with high death pool valuation, Yasser Arafat has called it quits on living. As of a month ago, Arafat was in the lowest 10% of most worldwide death pools, but once he became a vegetable, everyone jumped on the bandwagon.
Colin Farrell is rumored to be first in line to succeed the Palestinian leader.
Update: Who freaking knows…?
The celebratory parade will be held at 1 p.m. on Wednesday afternoon. Speeches given by the mayor, Shaquille O’Neal, and many Miami Dolphins stars. The party is expected to last through the weekend.
‘Ovary-arm’ transplant a success
Some idiotic Dutch scientists actually transplanted a freaking ovary into some woman’s arm. I can’t think of many worse places to be a fetus than in my mother’s arm - I’d rather be transplanted into a chicken egg. Now that would be sweet.
There is no honor in picking someone in your death pool once they jump into a coma… that is too easy.
Comment by Snackmaster3k — November 9, 2004 @ 5:36 pm