Nat’l Guard F-16 Fires Ammo at Middle School
Only in New Jersey. The pilot either confused “target range” on her map for “middle school”, or was so pissed that her daughter’s 4th grade teacher gave her child a D, that she felt it was necessary to try to kill everyone in the school.
Look, moron, your little girl probably deserved the D. And you deserve, oh, 15 years in the big house for attempted murder of so many precious children. Count it as another life that the National Guard has ruined.
Thanks a lot, Iowa. Not like you mattered anyway though so, don’t cry. I’m not sure which one I had less faith in: Dubya to lead the country, or Iowa to not elect Dubya, but it appears that both are battling to the bitter end to disappointment me.
Three sentenced for golf with prostitutes
“Sheriff’s deputies wearing camouflage raided the second tournament, detaining 90 golfers and 17 strippers and alleged prostitutes, along with golf course workers.”
Dude finally they are doing something to improve golf, and unfortunately it is illegal..i think we should just ban golf outright..
Comment by Snackmaster3k — November 5, 2004 @ 3:39 pm
Let us not forget that our current president served in the air national guard, well he sort of did, but let us remember that although the guard has never actually done anything to defend us, and that it did take out a school in Jersey it still is a source of fine politicians who cannot be bothered by things such as service to their country.
Comment by Snackmaster3k — November 5, 2004 @ 3:41 pm
If the PGA required a sexy female caddy for each player, the game would drastically improve.
Midgets that live in and clean the sand traps would rock, too.
Comment by chris — November 5, 2004 @ 3:45 pm
I went to middle school in New Jersey, and believe me, being shot up can only improve such a hell-hole.
Although if this had happened ten years ago I could have been in that middle school, what is more bothering is that the ‘correct’ plan was to fire ammo at something only 3 1/2 miles away from a middle school in the most densely populated state in the nation.
And New Jersey still kicks Iowa’s ass.
Comment by ted — November 5, 2004 @ 6:56 pm