Kerry Concedes Defeat; Bush Wins Second Term
In what is clearly the worst day of my life, our punkass President has somehow stolen another term. And with it, my soul.
I just hope that he does something obvious like cc: the Washington Post on a memo explaining in detail how they’re ripping us and Iraq off. Impeachment is my only hope of enjoying the next four years.
Top Democrat Daschle Ousted in South Dakota
We knew he was a sham leader, but going out like that is just plain terrible. The now former Senate minority leader probably just saw his career fly out the window, but then again, when you think about it…..what career?
What did this guy ever do for us other than be the figurehead for the Democrats in the Senate during their embarassing minority run? Peace out, lameass.
GOP majorities grow in Senate and House
And it keeps getting worse. I’m just going to fall asleep at my desk and hope that everything goes back to normal when I wake up. And by normal, I mean that Republicans didn’t exist.
