AP: Kerry Calls Bush to Concede Election
Now I’m going to remain calm, but I would just like to say that this election is the most embarassing moment in America in my lifetime, and I am urging all of us to riot in the streets.
Destroy everything in sight, and make it as clear as possible that all Bush supporters are killing our country. There is no reason that we should be dealing with the Ohio garbage or even considering another four miserable, corrupt, wasted years with Captain Dumbass.
I hope that everyone who voted for Bush get everything you deserve.
By the way, Ohio, you’re the worst state ever. You should just become Baja Michigan. You suck.
Next time I go to Ohio, I’m gonna drop a big fat dump on it!
Comment by Joseph Mama — November 3, 2004 @ 1:42 pm
Can we swap out Ohio for Puerto Rico?
Comment by chris — November 3, 2004 @ 2:01 pm
I seem to remember doing that to/in Jersey (?). Joesph don’t forget toilet paper.
Comment by John — November 4, 2004 @ 3:28 am
FOUR MORE YEARS!
FOUR MORE YEARS!
Comment by Bill — November 23, 2004 @ 1:29 pm