This has to be the nerdiest cause I’ve ever heard of.
The goal of this particular political party is to have the Constitution abolished, and have certain physicists’ laws be our nation’s standard.
For example, Welsh’s 5th law of thermal energy states that light is absorbed by metallic entities faster than sound while underwater. Uh, so does that mean I can be naked in public or what?
Prohibition Party
Lame. Lame. Lame. Lame. Lame. Lame. Lame.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
The Light Party has several major agendas/problems, the most important is that America develops a second sun, but with magnetic properties so that it follows Earth’s spin, and causes daylight in the U.S. 24/7.
Personally, I enjoy nighttime quite a bit, so I’ve taken the liberty to send a dead skunk inside a cardboard box to their headquarters.
What was once the mighty Whig party has become the oft-mocked Pansexual Peace Party.
Ever since Franklin Pierce, 12th president of the United States and Whig party member, declared his pansexuality, the public opinion of this organization has dramatically declined.
I guess America just doesn’t like open, loud, colorful sex in public that much. Not like Sweden, anyway. Some day…sigh…
Finally, we’ve made it to Election Day 2004.
If you ask me, this duel is way more interesting than the presidential race. While Bush calls Kerry a flip-flopper, and Kerry says Dubya lied to us, Jay-Z tries to get R. Kelly shot on stage at MSG, and R. slaps Jigga with a flagrant suit. 
