Friday

Bush’s camp gets gift from ‘Azzam the American’

Azzam the AmericanAzzam the American?! Ugh.

Good god, this is the worst BS terrorism threat the Bush Administration has conjured up yet. This has all the makings of a total sham, especially due to its timing and idiotic premise.

Even if it turns out to be real, I’ll look stupid for saying that, but W’ll look even worse for not preventing it. Ah, I can’t wait till there are terrorist clown videos.

Washington Redskins give best election prediction

Over the previous 15 presidential elections, the ‘skins’ last home game prior to Election Day has predicted the winner. If they win, the incumbent stays in power.

Obviously, all we have to do to get Dubz out of office is to make sure that the Redskins don’t win. Can we arrange some hits put out for Clinton Portis, and uh….hm, I guess that’s it.

Posted on by chris Posted in News

3 Responses to Friday

  1. Sars

    Azzam sure looks a lot like Cheney in that pic…

  2. chris

    Azzam said:
    “Allah willing, the streets of America will run red with blood, matching drop for drop the blood of America’s victims.”

    streets don’t run, blood does.

    worst threat ever.

  3. Sars

    sounds like a comment Cheney would make…

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