Have you guys seen this Azzam the American character?
“The streets will run red…” HA!
What if we get rid of all of our streets? HM? Then what??
Biatch.
-Big Al Gore
October 29, 2004
Azzam the American 
Name b.good’s Burger
Our good friends, Anthony and Jon, at b.good want you to name their brand new burger (left). They’re so desperate that they’ll give you free food for life at their store, an offer only a vegan could turn down.
The contest ends on Monday, so hurry up, yo. The place is in Copley Square, so you should actually eat there. There’s a petting zoo inside the restaurant!
Friday
Bush’s camp gets gift from ‘Azzam the American’
Azzam the American?! Ugh.
Good god, this is the worst BS terrorism threat the Bush Administration has conjured up yet. This has all the makings of a total sham, especially due to its timing and idiotic premise.
Even if it turns out to be real, I’ll look stupid for saying that, but W’ll look even worse for not preventing it. Ah, I can’t wait till there are terrorist clown videos.
Washington Redskins give best election prediction
Over the previous 15 presidential elections, the ’skins’ last home game prior to Election Day has predicted the winner. If they win, the incumbent stays in power.
Obviously, all we have to do to get Dubz out of office is to make sure that the Redskins don’t win. Can we arrange some hits put out for Clinton Portis, and uh….hm, I guess that’s it.
