Red Sox sweep St. Louis for first World Series title since 1918; #%@$ing curse exorcised
What can you say? Pedro/Curt/Lowe: 20 IP, 0 ER. Foulke: 4/4 saves. Manny: hit .412. Rolen: 0-for-15. etc, etc, etc, etc….
One of the most perfectly executed World Series in baseball history.
Manny Ramirez wins World Series MVP
How can you not freaking love Manny? The dude is the most cartoonish character on a team of ridiculous personalities, he’s arguably the Sox and AL’s best player, and barely gives a crap and still wins trophies.
I hope he does something insane at the victory parade like streak through the Common. We all know he’s ripe for something worthy of front page news.
Lowe authors another clutch performance
We all saw it coming. Contract year. Climactic frustration. Then, boom, the best start of his season. So clutch. Give that man many millions.
The new curses:
Curse of John Elway (Denver does not win another superbowl for a long time, although many people later say the curse was not so much of a curse as it was the horrible play of Jake Plummer
Curse of Derek Jeter, Yankees fall into a downward spiral, filled with ugly fans and Rudy Guiliani wearing an absurd hat and crappy versions of God Bless America
Comment by Snackmaster3k — October 28, 2004 @ 12:17 pm
The Curse of Kenny Lofton is alive and well also.
Cursed the Indians, the Giants, the Cubs, and now the Yankees.
Born loser, some might say.
Comment by chris — October 28, 2004 @ 12:19 pm
don’t you mean excise?
Comment by gnutz — October 28, 2004 @ 1:20 pm
No dude, “exercise” is word.
Look it up.
Comment by chris — October 28, 2004 @ 1:31 pm
Yes, ‘exercise’ is a word, but I think ‘exORcise’ is the word you really want here.
Comment by Joseph Mama — October 28, 2004 @ 1:50 pm
God you’re dumb.
Comment by gnutz — October 28, 2004 @ 1:53 pm
Sorry about that, I typed it in haste between rolling over for 2 more hours of sleep and fixing myself a huge lunch and watching Sox highlights and taking an hour-long shower today.
How’s work?
Comment by chris — October 28, 2004 @ 2:01 pm
yo chris jr called to ask you to clean up the monkey jizz in his room… please do so post haste
Comment by Snackmaster3k — October 28, 2004 @ 2:08 pm
Dude’s in there watching Dawn of the Dead.
I’ll clean it up after he’s done. No sense in cleaning up twice.
Comment by chris — October 28, 2004 @ 2:10 pm
Damn, that is some cold shit.
Comment by gnutz — October 28, 2004 @ 2:35 pm
Then put it back in the microwave
Comment by chris — October 28, 2004 @ 2:45 pm
I’ve found that cold shit is best warmed at about 375 degrees for about 15 minutes in the oven. It always gets too dry when you put it in the microwave.
Comment by Jake Plummer — October 28, 2004 @ 4:47 pm
Place it on a moist paper towel, then set it on the microwave dish.
It’s unbelievable, the difference.
Comment by chris — October 28, 2004 @ 5:19 pm