“Selling fake World Series tickets for over 15 years”

Once again in sports, a bunch of morons have printed up t-shirts that wrongly proclaim a winner of a playoff series. This time it’s the Yankees, making it about as embarassing as it could possibly get.

I’m sure these shirts are worth a lot of money so it’s probably a smart idea that these guys have to print them up and sell them anyway. HAHAHA, yeah right.

Smoking Gun’s feature page w/ full pics

Since politics always focus on what people think are important, I think we should consider what’s not important.

Some of the least important things in this election year are certainly:

-new Food Tax
-secret human laboratory testing
-Pacific Northwest

-Big Al Gore

Rat brain in a dish acts as autopilot, computer

In a drunken bet, Univ. of Florida professor Thomas DeMarse took 25,000 rat neurons and hooked them up to an aircraft simulator to see if a rat would crash a plane into a man-made structure.

After several days and 100,000 trials, DeMarse noted that the rat brain never did, indeed, fly a jet into a building, thus proving his point that humans are infinitely more evil than rat brains. Who knew?

Police commander, 3 officers fired on Sox fans

Boston’s finest, ah, how they used to be the police. These days, instead of being “fine”, local cops have taken a more “unnecessarily shoot college students with unproven lethal weapons” approach. At least one massive lawsuit is heading their direction.

If Boston gets another chance to celebrate, I say we all bring high force pepper-pellet guns to the party and when the cops show up, mob them, attack them,and shoot them from close range. Maybe that’ll stop them from killing innocent girls like it stopped the “riot”.

Presidential Campaign Enters Final Week

We’re coming down the home stretch of what will surely be the most important election of the year, and it’s good to see that we’ve fixed our ridiculous voting problems since the debacle 4 years ago.

Related:
-Poll: U.S. Voters Skeptical of Elections
-Some fear Ohio will be Florida of 2004
-Gov. Bush defends voting system after criticism
-Glance at Voting Problems Around Country