Ashlee Simpson suffers lip-sync meltdown
What will the consequences be for this catastrophic embarassment? Nothing!
Simpson’s label will have her killed in a tragic, media-friendly death so that her image not only lives on, but sells a ton of merch and dodges the whole fake artist thing.
In a few weeks, everyone will have forgotten about her and the shady SNL incident, and the pop world will go back to how it was before she died. Shoulda read the fine print in her contract.
Hilarious, torturous video can be found here
Fake Gucci Bags Fund Terrorism?
Just when you thought it was heroin doing all of the terrorist-funding, look out, fake purses want a piece of the action. Similar to the way terrorist groups claim responsibility for bombings, black market industries are vying to be the #1 cause of terrorist proliferation.
Currently, heroin still has the lead, but others are gaining rapidly:
Top 5 Terrorism Funding Sources
1. Heroin
2. Oil
3. Fake purses
4. American Idol winner, Kelly Clarkson
5. Sex slaves
Fans Fall Victim To Bogus Ticket Sellers
I apologize to every person I have misled or sold false tickets to, but that’s just the nature of the business. Thanks for your patronage.
