Yo! If you’re looking for a last-minute halloween costume, look no further than the Wacko Jacko mask.
For only $49.99, you get a mask made from the same porcelain used in Michael’s face, and the same horsehair that came off of Seattle Slew’s dead body.
Trust me, the ladies dig it.
Now I can finally clone my Derby Winner!
Comment by John — October 26, 2004 @ 12:29 am
Until Jacko buys your prize-winning horse and has him slaughtered just to make him another wig
Comment by chris — October 26, 2004 @ 12:41 am