9:08: Kevin Brown lasts through 1 1/3 innings, 44 pitches, and 9 million boos.

9:11: Jesus greets Vazquez with a GRAND SLAM. Red Sox Nation loses it. Damon floats back to the dugout.

9:32: The only teams to come back from 3-0 down in a best-of-7 are in the NHL, ‘42 Maple Leafs and ‘75 Islanders. This remarkable achievement needs to be represented by a REAL team.

9:53: Jeebus with another jack. 6 RBI total. O Sweet Lord, we hath been saved.

10:01: Vazquez out in the 4th after 50 sad pitches.

10:04: Cairo with a costly error. Soriano would’ve gotten it. Worst Egyptian infielder EVER.

10:15: Kenny “Fat” Albert interviews Jim Leyritz, owner of the worst leather jacket, beret, and personality in history.

10:20: Jesus smites Loaiza with a fielding error. Want Contreras back?

10:41: Pedro’s in. Ohhhhh, God help us, why?!

10:44: Lowe left the game after 6 IP, 69 pitches and giving up one hit. Yeah, definitely should’ve taken him out. (?!?!?!)

10:55: I predict this is Ronan Tynan’s last gig ever.

11:16: Bellhorn smacks the right foul pole. Unbiased McCarver: “That’s the worst sound I’ve ever heard.”

11:37: Yep, Tom Gordon still sucks.

11:47: More cops in the stadium than Yankees fans.

11:55: One away. Oh, snap.

11:58: Two out. Ohhhhhhh…..

12:01: Best comeback ever. Back to the Series, cuz.