Boston may ban sales of drinks in Series
We must overthrow Menino immediately.
How can Boston, the world’s drunkest city, ever hope to celebrate adequately without the delicious taste of alcohol fueling our passionate rage?
Even Red Sox players will be traditionally drunk while playing Games 1 & 2 at Fenway.
Book of Mormon to be Released in Comic Book Form
What’s the only thing cooler than the Book of Mormon? Religious comic books, y’all.
Expos Fan Pays $2,605 for Last Hot Dog Sold at Final Home Game
I always said Montreal Expos fans are across-the-board fools, but this clown takes the cake.
Other frivolous purchases by Expos fans include:
-Andre Dawson’s 1982 jockstrap for $8,600
-Season tickets
-Olympic Stadium for $75,000
Girl hurt by razors hidden in silk flowers
Michael Jackson… I’m looking at you…
