CNN Report: Most expensive colleges

In another crowning achievement for the hustlers, frauds, gamblers, and embezzlers of the Hamilton College Board of Trustees, the school ranked #6 on the list of highest tuitions.

By unnecessarily increasing tuition yet another fat 5.0% this year, the jerkwads running my alma mater have managed to rule out any future possibility of becoming a multi-cultural environment that wholly promotes the pursuit of knowledge.

Go to hell, pigs.

Related:
Bill Clinton to speak at Hamilton College on Nov. 9th.

If you can accurately explain the significance of the combinational symbol, beyond simple architectural design, you will win 1 juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop.

The trefoil and triangle are common Christian, Pagan, and Masonic symbols.

The trefoil and triangle together, in architecture, are found in Federalist and Greek Revival styles, and are not a design element of the Gothic Revival movement.

Good luck.

Once again, the polls show a dead heat between Kerry and Bush.

What if they tie??

WHAT IF THEY TIE?!?!

OH GODW WZNy0ad!111!!!!!!!!

-Big Al Gore

“Administering drug tests to Mexican inmates for over 30 years”

9:08: Kevin Brown lasts through 1 1/3 innings, 44 pitches, and 9 million boos.

9:11: Jesus greets Vazquez with a GRAND SLAM. Red Sox Nation loses it. Damon floats back to the dugout.

9:32: The only teams to come back from 3-0 down in a best-of-7 are in the NHL, ‘42 Maple Leafs and ‘75 Islanders. This remarkable achievement needs to be represented by a REAL team.

9:53: Jeebus with another jack. 6 RBI total. O Sweet Lord, we hath been saved.

10:01: Vazquez out in the 4th after 50 sad pitches.

10:04: Cairo with a costly error. Soriano would’ve gotten it. Worst Egyptian infielder EVER.

10:15: Kenny “Fat” Albert interviews Jim Leyritz, owner of the worst leather jacket, beret, and personality in history.

10:20: Jesus smites Loaiza with a fielding error. Want Contreras back?

10:41: Pedro’s in. Ohhhhh, God help us, why?!

10:44: Lowe left the game after 6 IP, 69 pitches and giving up one hit. Yeah, definitely should’ve taken him out. (?!?!?!)

10:55: I predict this is Ronan Tynan’s last gig ever.

11:16: Bellhorn smacks the right foul pole. Unbiased McCarver: “That’s the worst sound I’ve ever heard.”

11:37: Yep, Tom Gordon still sucks.

11:47: More cops in the stadium than Yankees fans.

11:55: One away. Oh, snap.

11:58: Two out. Ohhhhhhh…..

12:01: Best comeback ever. Back to the Series, cuz.

Boston may ban sales of drinks in Series

We must overthrow Menino immediately.

How can Boston, the world’s drunkest city, ever hope to celebrate adequately without the delicious taste of alcohol fueling our passionate rage?

Even Red Sox players will be traditionally drunk while playing Games 1 & 2 at Fenway.

Book of Mormon to be Released in Comic Book Form

What’s the only thing cooler than the Book of Mormon? Religious comic books, y’all.

Expos Fan Pays $2,605 for Last Hot Dog Sold at Final Home Game

I always said Montreal Expos fans are across-the-board fools, but this clown takes the cake.

Other frivolous purchases by Expos fans include:
-Andre Dawson’s 1982 jockstrap for $8,600
-Season tickets
-Olympic Stadium for $75,000

Girl hurt by razors hidden in silk flowers

Michael Jackson… I’m looking at you…