Dude Gets Paid Crack To Sign Up Fake Voters
Newsflash: I’ve just quit my job to become a voter registrator in Ohio. Pax out, suckaz.
Peru develops edible super guinea pig
I know I often joke about the food situation in Peru, but this is the final punchline. It seems Peru has been developing a Super Guinea Pig over the last 34 years to become a national food staple.
If I was going to develop a Super Guinea Pig, I would make them an army of ruthless, killing machines. Then Canada would be known as Synapticblurville.
Mexicans Offer Rewards to Rat Killers
Remember how I was going to run off to Ohio and become a crackhead voting registrator? Change of plans. I shall now become the Sexy Pied Piper of Guadalupe y Calvo! Muahahaha…
