-Tim McCarver is the worst sportscaster in history.
-It’s possible to kill a man with cherry pie. Sort of like in Se7en when the fattie dies from eating too much.
-Some places still use “the book” to check IDs instead of scanners. Some places are run by high school dropouts.
-Andy Griffith is still alive
-Comcast will readily not show up during their scheduled time, and then lie about it. Fatal mistake.
-The most caustic chemical on earth is:
Mountain Dew Pitch Black
-John Wayne is a terrible Mongol and The Conqueror is no “classic.” But, apparently True Lies is.
To think we only watched the Conquerer because we thought one of the characters was named General Gao (or Tsao..however you choose to spell it is up to you)… Oddly i still want to know how it ended.
Comment by Snackmaster3k — October 18, 2004 @ 4:39 pm
I checked the credits and there were actually two General Gaos in the movie. One sweet, one sour, but both extremely deadly. Just like the chicken.
Comment by chris — October 18, 2004 @ 4:48 pm