Moose gets stuck in 50-ft-high power lines
Ok, to answer your questions, yes there is a moose hanging 50 feet in the air from power lines, and yes, it ran up there.
So upon finding said moose dangling up there, park rangers decided to shoot the beast and eat its delicious meat.
The rangers were careful not to pummel the moose with very many tranquilizers as to preserve the untainted meat from poison, and to cause the critter maximum pain.
Sleepwalking woman had sex with strangers
Imagine one day finding out that you’ve unknowingly had sex with many, many strangers? Flagrant. This is why people should never get married. Crap like this.
Jeb Bush Rules Out 2008 White House Run
Sweet Mother of God. If another Bush were to ever be elected to well, frankly, any office, I will immediately move to Texas next door to the family and play extremely loud David Hasselhoff music pointed at them all night long.
Wait a second… Moose have no taints???? So the #$%@bone’s connected to the @#$hole?… we’re going to have to revise that song for Moose anatomy!
Comment by Joseph Mama — October 18, 2004 @ 3:57 pm
It’s one of Mother Nature’s cruelest jokes.
But honestly, do you think they really miss ‘em?
Comment by chris — October 18, 2004 @ 4:22 pm