“New Death Pool coming soon!”
October 13, 2004
Wednesday 
Square bacteria grown in lab for the first time
Yep, this means we can arrange and grow living structures now, such as walls and palaces. Bacteria are the future of renewable resources.
As soon as we can grow bacteria to fix all of our problems, there will be an apocalyptic duel for supremacy between the amoebas and the robots. Good luck to all parties involved.
Related: Jacket Grown from Living Tissue
California Lottery Winner Shot to Death
Officer Debra Brown said the family’s account “differs vastly from the statements of dozens of witnesses who were at the scene that evening.”
Lottery winner shootings always make for good drama. Especially when the investigation will probably turn up a complex Canadian sex-slave trade run out of the back entrances of Starbucks. The price of a cup of coffee at the crappy chain will soon cost $14 to pay for legal fees. mmm-mmm!
In other news, it appears that nature is going haywire this week:
-Bamboo Flowering Could Cause Rat Plague in India
