Yeah suckas, I’ll be interviewing Q and Not U before their show at the Middle East in Cambridge on Wednesday.

If anyone wants any questions asked, please contact my secretary some time before noon tomorrow.

If you’re smart, young, and beautiful, you will attend said show and proceed to buy their new album, Power, which is out today.

Also, I’ll be attempting to interview Earlimart or The Arcade Fire in November, so if you haven’t gotten into these bands yet, shame on you. Go to your room.

NOW!

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Polish President Slams Kerry After Debate Snub

this just keeps getting better, and better, and better, and better….

Are Flesh-Eating Bacteria Back?

not only are they back, but they’re heat-seeking and GPS-enabled. this new breed of flesh-eating amoeba will potentially wipe out the earth’s entire population of cats.

i say we must kill all of our cats first and harvest their meat, instead of waiting for the bacteria to destroy such a precious resource.

Oil Sets Record on U.S. Supply Outage

Soon, the Bushes will be so wealthy that they can afford that moat around Texas. It’s been a long time coming.

Ukraine Celebrates ‘Festival of Lard’

There isn’t much to celebrate in Ukraine. The only other holiday on the books is Last Year’s Day.

Fleeing Villagers Mistook Disco Lights For Aliens

One time on the dancefloor, that happened to me too. It took me 3 days to escape the club. Not cool.