“Because you can”
October 4, 2004
Monday 
Poland to pull troops out of Iraq
You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland. You forgot Poland.
SpaceShipOne Wins $10 Million X-Prize
This means your vacation in 2007 won’t be to Music City USA, but instead, on a beach of space debris with no air, food, or heat.
As if filling the skies with our crappy satellites, random trash, and space monkeys wasn’t bad enough, we’re sending annoying tourists up there too. If I see pasty British people in Hawaiian shirts on Mars, I’ll start shooting.
Synapticblur.com’s Wild World of Prostitution
South Africa: Man stabs prostitute after ‘penis joke’
Indiana: DNA links corpse to prostitute killings
Texas: Texas City Sues Prostitute Over HIV Cases
Scotland: Prostitute: My Boyfriend Shot Dead Grandfather
Japan: Japanese kids can be named ‘Buttocks’ or ‘Prostitute’
South Korea: Prostitute Attempts Suicide Over New Law
