“Boyfriend’s Arm” Pillow Big in Japan

I doubt that most of the people buying these pillows actually have a boyfriend, so why don’t they just call it the “Lonely Psycho” pillow?

Also, soon to be on the market in Japan are “Baby In My Womb” dolls, animatronic life-sized back-scratching mannequins, and the new “Anti-In-Laws” gun.

Canadian City Blocks Draft Dodger Memorial

Ah, Canada, also known “Sloth Haven”, has managed to NOT do yet another important task. This time, the inaction would have honored the inaction of Americans who fled the States during Vietnam.

It’s ok because I’m sure an entire new wave of draft dodgers will be heading North soon and drumming up new support for a draft dodger memorial.

Mexican State Recruits Cats to Fight Rats

A state government in Mexico has revolutionized the way they hunt rats, providing a glimpse into the future of rat-hunting technology. The state of Chihuahua has held and starved thousands of cats with the intent of releasing them upon the rat population.

Initial results of the program indicate that, upon release, the cats actually attack more children than rats, and have caused roughly $250,000 worth of damage already. The Mexican cats’ new reign of terror is just beginning…

Expos Leave Montreal for Washington D.C.

MLB essentially gets a new franchise because people will actually care for a while about a team that was virtually unknown. This move temporarily puts Washington D.C. ahead of Omaha, NE in terms of coolness.