Despite recent speculation from synapticblur.com and other online media outlets about his patriotism, Billy Joel will go ahead and marry his long-time girlfriend this weekend. Joel, 67, will wed a 26-year-old student named Larry in a quiet ceremony in New Jersey.
“Two years ago, he checked into rehab, having lost more than 15kg after consuming nothing but red wine for almost two months.”
See? That’s what I’m talking about. Damn!
Unfortunate Whale Speared by Cruise Ship
As I’ve told many people on many occasions, one of the top 10 all-time ways to die has to be “getting run over by a cruise ship.”
The National Oceanic Waste Commission has said it will use the whale carcass to teach other whales the dangers of floating near cruise ships.
Soccer: Rooney is dazzling in his United debut
this dude is the real deal. i can already see the decade’s worth of headlines, such as “Superstar Rooney Arrested in Record-Breaking Coke Bust”
Hundreds Of Aftershocks Follow 6.0 Quake
The biggest of which being that Gary Coleman is gay. Who knew?
