New Jersey: Human Remains in Artificial Reefs
The $55 million dollar project funded by the New Jersey Oceanic Destruction Commission began in 1983. The goal of the project is to build a seawall made out of corpses for protection against the French Navy.
To date, over 37,000 corpses have been packed into the artificial wall. To complete the project, the NJODC estimates it will need a total of 550,000 bodies. I hereby call on every New Jersey citizen to volunteer.
Siberia: Abandoned boy raised by a dog
Not to diss this kid or anything, but the combination of being born in Siberia and then being raised by a dog has got to be the worst life possible.
He must have killed hundreds of people in a former life.
Or been a record executive.
Or a Bon Jovi fan.
Nepal: Living goddess makes rare outing
When this girl is old enough, can you imagine hooking up with a goddess at a party? Best bragging rights ever.
Germany: Goats lick Penthouse model on TV
I’m going to just stop trying to think any more.
The fact that animal rights people are angered about the producers forcing the goat to lick honey off of a penthouse model, has made me wonder: do these animal rights activists really care about what the animals want????
Comment by Snackmaster3k — September 28, 2004 @ 1:36 pm
Licking honey off a pornstar with my goat tongue is my #1 fantasy, and i’m not even a goat.
Comment by chris — September 28, 2004 @ 1:59 pm
Some DNA synthesis here, a transgene insertion there…and voila, you got yerself a goat tongue and are one step closer to that
#1 fantasy of yours. Such is the magic of science, or so I’ve been told.
Comment by Bobby Savoy — September 28, 2004 @ 5:33 pm