now you can recount of all the wacky screw-ups, bungled messes, and chicken-headed sloppery in stunning digital quality.
FSB Staff Cards for Sale on the Internet
the FSB is like Russia’s FBI.
soon, the FSB will be the world’s largest organization with estimates of over 4 million fake ID cards to be distributed in Europe and Asia.
I, personally, am now a triple lieutenant major, but I’m hoping to be a supergeneral by October. Смычок к мне, ослу!
Gigantic mushroom stuns Swiss scientists
this has to be the most disgusting thing i’ve ever heard.
Kevin Costner Weds at His Aspen Ranch
this has to be the newest most disgusting thing i’ve ever heard.
San Antonio man buys David Koresh’s Camaro
Many thanks to all of the donors, but the synapticblur.com campaign to buy Christ’s Camaro fell just short of success. Over the past 4 days, we collected over $31,000, all of which was bid on the roadster. Hopefully when Courtney Love dies, we will be able to purchase her Peugeot. Stay tuned…
Powell: Situation in Iraq ‘Getting Worse’
Secretary Powell released a full list of things he thought were bad in the world today:
1. Accidental sex-strangling deaths
2. Iraq
3. Kenyan baby catapults
4. Airborne jellyfish
5. That damn rash
