Jurors hear confession on voicemail message in Harvard stabbing trial
the best part about this is the dude called his girlfriend right after the stabbing and left a message on her machine:
“I stabbed him a couple of times and um, don’t repeat this to the police.”
and his loser slut girlfriend didn’t erase the message. now he’s gonna stab her punk ass. that’s what you get, yo.
Andean Mummy Hair Reveals Drinking Habits
they’ve now found traces of booze, cocaine, and nicotine in various mummies, shedding light on to how much their culture is exactly like ours.
except for the robots.
and the bomb.
Norwegian Sheep Still Radioactive Post-Chernobyl
Who doesn’t love radioactive lamb chops? You barely even have to cook them. They’ve been a Norwegian delicacy for decades. On sale now at Shaw’s Supermarkets for only $.49/lb
Study shows dogs able to smell cancer
Great. Now dogs will be running our health care system. Although that’s probably not much worse than who’s running it now. Not to mention the hooligans at Dana Farber and all of the other sham “cancer institutes.” Chumps.
As Senior SynapticBlur Crime Analyst, I must note that leaving a voice mail message is a common mistake among today’s younger less experienced killers. Also very common is text messaging or instant messaging the phrase “YISTB” short for “Yo I stabbed that Bitch” or “ISTMF” short for “I Sliced that Mother fucker” and finally “TGGBB!” short for “The Gun Goes Buck Buck!”
Comment by Snackmaster3k — September 24, 2004 @ 12:38 pm
A couple of weeks ago I was IMing with my grandma, and I said “ISH4NR”, meaning to say “I slapped Henry for nasty-rappin” because he was all frontin’ with some bunk lyrix, and I had to put a stop.
But, apparently, “ISH4NR” also means “I shot him for no reason”
So the lesson is, yes, the cops do monitor IM conversations.
Comment by chris — September 24, 2004 @ 1:37 pm