Britney fools us all again with fake wedding?
Actually, I’m thinking this fake wedding announcement is fake itself. We all know she was married to a green-skinned Mexican midget three years ago.
I say it is time that the public welcomes her tiny husband with open arms, so that she won’t have to suffer and put us through any more fake weddings.
Explosion Sends Manhole Covers Airborne in Midtown
This is just further evidence of a giant dragon/monster living under Manhattan. Every so often, it sends the people of New York a message that they’re not appeasing him.
In 2002, the monster devoured an entire building in Harlem, killing 17 people. In 1999, the vile deathsnake knocked a subway train of its track, then breathed fire into the car, charring the survivors.
Just sacrifice someone to him, NYC, and he’ll go away for a while.
Soviet Scientists Planned “Invulnerable” Military HQ on the Moon
Gotta love “Soviet scientists” - inventors of “stupid science”. Other such revolutionarily crappy ideas to come out of Soviet research:
-Armored tank shaped like Tyrannosaurus Rex
-Process of converting potatoes into tomatoes
-Chernobyl, Kursk, Mir, and all others
Blind man kills noisy deaf man
not only did the blind man suffer from crippling blindness, but brain damage, epilepsy and depression. the ultimate insanity cocktail for a throat-slashing.
why are blind people are so violent, anyway?
