Britney Spears Married in California
The Britney Spears Wedding Dance Betting Contest is over again. The winner this time is Raymond Sanchez of Encino, CA for being the only contestant to select Journey’s “City by the Bay.” He takes home over $330,000 for the 7,900-to-1 longshot.
The winning entrant in the last contest correctly guessed Meatloaf’s “Bugger Me, Bugger You”
Macaulay Culkin Arrested in Oklahoma
in what psychologists are calling a “very crappy life”, Macaulay Culkin has become the butt of another publicly embarassing situation.
Culkin, some age, can now put “get arrested for possession in Oklahoma” on his life’s Been Done list. Culkin admits that had been a while since the last time he checked something off the list.
It was over 4 years ago that he “beat little brother in Super Nintendo,” and it “felt even better” this time around to accomplish something.
Doctors Ready to Perform Face Transplant
The patient receiving the “faceplant” from the Louisville team of doctors is Macaulay Culkin, some age, of New York, NY.
First off, I’m glad the doctors in Louisville are still leading the country in assinine transplant surgeries…seen my fake heart with the three month life?
Second, look Eli…if Macaulay can find his way out of your basement torture hole, why rat him out?
Comment by John — September 20, 2004 @ 11:45 am