Pet mummies given VIP treatment
every so often, we need a good reminder that a lot of animals live better lives than humans. for some reason, our civilization is ok with that.
the egyptians also mummified baboons, scorpions, and bears instead of curing diseases. look who’s dead now, losers.
Crazy Bastard Barracades Family Inside House b/c “witches are trying to kill him”
this is easily the best article in the entire world.
“I’m no fool,” he chirped.
UK’s Channel 4 to air ‘Priest Idol’
not sure what’s worse. a Church of England reality tv show or having a major network called “Channel 4.” British people are disturbingly plugged in enough to settle for a non-descript name like “Channel 4″ or “Church of England”
but we love ‘em, right? who else flocks so willingly to the world’s beaches to blind us with their pasty skin and destroy our tiki bars?
