Suspected Pearl Jam Scammer Arrested In Denver
still not the worst imposter though. remember when that fake Dionne Warwick went on that killing spree in Pittsburgh in 1983?
or the Manute Bol impersonator who basejumped off the Eiffel Tower into a vat of pudding? so lame.
See also: Original news story about scammer
Austrian Held Hostage In Iraq Fired For Missing Work
whoever said “the Austrians have no compassion” was right. but then again, Austrians have been making sketchy excuses for things throughout their history:
1673: An admiral in the Prussian Navy busted for being “Prussian”; claims he was “just helping him put on suntan lotion”
1806: King Schlitzwald orders the beheading of 10,000 Austrians, says he was just following orders
1963: Viennese man attacks Paul McCartney on stage during a Beatles concert; later coins phrase: “Ringo did it”
Rembrandt Was a Lazy-eyed Freak
it just goes to show how fickle talent is. it clearly short-changed one of the “greatest” phonies/painters of all time. his “talent” was in being a con artist, not a fruit-drawer.
Father Faces Charges After His Two-Year-Old Daughter Got Drunk
her BAC was .14, three times the legal limit for an infant. her dad claims they were just watching some baseball, chuggin some brews, and the next thing he knows, she’s falling over drunk.
he claimed it was because she was only a toddler and could barely walk in the first place, but doctors say it was due to the immense pain from her developing liver eating itself to survive.
