Dude smuggles ‘highly explosive’ Russian munitions in on United Airlines; in completely deep sh!t
his excuse was that they were for his employer. and since that didn’t work, he’ll be facing a swift, terrible trial after which he will be sent off to an unregistered African prison to die.
but he won’t die.
he’ll be kept barely alive for about 40 years in a delicate balance between torture and more torture. taste that? that’s the taste of Beach Justice.
Dr. Dre and Burt Bacharach in new collabo
This will surely be a crappy union of black and white music. Other such notable idiotic ideas include:
-Aerosmith & Run DMC (1987)
-Black Sabbath & Marvin Gaye (1971)
-Busta Rhymes & Wynona Judd (1995)
Boulder Kills Maui Park Ranger in Hiliarious Accident
this is almost as good as a piano falling out of the sky, but oh well. this is definitely something that would happen to Wile E. Coyote.
why not list Hall and Oates? or was that not considered a collaboration since they were married in vermont?
Comment by Snackmaster3k — September 15, 2004 @ 10:48 am
just because Oates had an afro doesn’t mean he’s black
Comment by chris — September 15, 2004 @ 12:25 pm
He was actually half black and half lizard…if you want to get technical
Comment by Snackmaster3k — September 15, 2004 @ 2:04 pm
If you have ever asked the question “If a boulder falls on a park ranger, does it make a sound?”
here is the answer
“Maui Fire Capt. Paul Mallo of the Hana Fire Station said he thinks the free-falling rock never made a sound”
Comment by Snackmaster3k — September 15, 2004 @ 2:09 pm