that’s right, folks. it’s September 15th!

yep, it’s Decapitation Day on synapticblur.

This year’s D-Day is as special as ever:

Three beheaded bodies found north of Baghdad

the problem is that the bodies were found on fire in a giant oil pipeline.

who knew headless corpses could be used so efficiently used by saboteurs?

bravo.

Man held in decapitation accident released

some guy was driving drunk, then BOOM!, now his friend’s head is gone.

i don’t know how many times that’s happened to me. hm, does that incriminate me? nevermind.

Berg decapitation video was filmed inside the Abu Ghraib prison

this is the best theory ever

it’s all about the plastic chair.

and the complete lack of blood.

Dude smuggles ‘highly explosive’ Russian munitions in on United Airlines; in completely deep sh!t

his excuse was that they were for his employer. and since that didn’t work, he’ll be facing a swift, terrible trial after which he will be sent off to an unregistered African prison to die.

but he won’t die.

he’ll be kept barely alive for about 40 years in a delicate balance between torture and more torture. taste that? that’s the taste of Beach Justice.

This will surely be a crappy union of black and white music. Other such notable idiotic ideas include:

-Aerosmith & Run DMC (1987)
-Black Sabbath & Marvin Gaye (1971)
-Busta Rhymes & Wynona Judd (1995)

Boulder Kills Maui Park Ranger in Hiliarious Accident

this is almost as good as a piano falling out of the sky, but oh well. this is definitely something that would happen to Wile E. Coyote.