SYLLABICATION: ex·ploi·ta·tion
PRONUNCIATION: “ek-”sploi-’tA-sh&n
NOUN: 1. The act of employing to the greatest possible advantage: exploitation of copper deposits. 2. Utilization of another person or group for selfish purposes: exploitation of unwary consumers 3. An advertising or a publicity program.
Monica Bellucci Has Baby Girl
hot HOT. this means no more stinking pregnant pics of the überhotress, only sweet, sweet bikini-at-most shots for a while. her pregnancy made this the longest summer of my life.
Fire-proof house burns to ground
the three (3) requirements for the perfect news story are: tragedy, irony, and a great quote.
this one has them all.
Tragedy:
$2.7 million California hillside mansion is a total loss.
Irony:
Fire-resistant stucco walls served only to protect the interior fire from precious water.
Great Quote:
“The house is still burning, because it’s built so well it holds the heat in,” said John Lantz, assistant chief of the Rincon Valley Fire Department.
This explains it all:
“The couple named their 15-acre ranch “Randeon” and had the name inscribed on the wrought-iron entrance gate.”
Comment by gnutz — September 14, 2004 @ 10:19 am
i would’ve named my 15-acre ranch “Knight Rider”
Comment by chris — September 14, 2004 @ 10:37 am
What about “Neverland”–is that taken yet?
Comment by Flozie — September 14, 2004 @ 10:51 am
Although, houses that keep the fire inside could save california from forest fires and create wonderful pizza ovens
Comment by Snackmaster3k — September 14, 2004 @ 1:57 pm
I agree.
All you would have to do is lure the fires inside the houses/ovens.
I’ve found that the promise of Mexican hookers is usually all it takes to bribe a fire into doing something stupid.
2 large Mexican hooker pizzas, comin’ up!
Comment by chris — September 14, 2004 @ 3:21 pm