“Performing over 1,200 butt implant operations a year”

Lakesha Reynolds,
Ms. Ball 2001:

“Ball State, known as The Ball State, is one of the Southeast’s hidden jewels.”

“Teeming with culture and industry, our fine state is responsible for the birth of the South.”

Some facts about The Ball State:

- Descended from Florida in 1834
- State bird is the Fuzzy Bluebird
- Some famous citizens include Lance Armstrong, Mo Fondling, and the Crash Test Dummies singer

Oprah buys off more fans; well, no, GM donates Pontiacs and Oprah takes credit; not even - GM dumps worthless inventory in slick PR move, Oprah proclaims self “wonderous Saviour”

SYLLABICATION: ex·ploi·ta·tion
PRONUNCIATION: “ek-”sploi-’tA-sh&n
NOUN: 1. The act of employing to the greatest possible advantage: exploitation of copper deposits. 2. Utilization of another person or group for selfish purposes: exploitation of unwary consumers 3. An advertising or a publicity program.

Monica Bellucci Has Baby Girl

hot HOT. this means no more stinking pregnant pics of the überhotress, only sweet, sweet bikini-at-most shots for a while. her pregnancy made this the longest summer of my life.

Fire-proof house burns to ground

the three (3) requirements for the perfect news story are: tragedy, irony, and a great quote.

this one has them all.

Tragedy:
$2.7 million California hillside mansion is a total loss.

Irony:
Fire-resistant stucco walls served only to protect the interior fire from precious water.

Great Quote:
“The house is still burning, because it’s built so well it holds the heat in,” said John Lantz, assistant chief of the Rincon Valley Fire Department.