Schwarzenegger Reluctantly Outlaws Necrophilia in California
after a many months of debate in California as to whether banging corpses should be legal, the Governator has taken official steps to eradicate the state tradition.
Protests were planned Monday in Los Angeles, San Jose, San Diego, and Bob Barker’s house, which is considered the epicenter of necrophilia on the west coast.
Toddler killed in lawn mower accident
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Family captures ‘big cat’ on film
An six-member London family was at home Sunday afternoon when a giant cat-like animal broke into their apartment and tore them limb-from-limb, with their last moments captured on tape.
Apparently the giant cat was a disgruntled employee of the husband, and after being docked three vacation days at the marshmellow factory in which they both worked, the cat avenged the decision. From the videotape, it appears it only took the cat three minutes to kill the family, devour the bodies, and escape down an uncrowded street.
