| The Rambler When life on the road gets him down, he shines his boots and hits the town. This type of predator, indicated by the grimy skin and bulbous nose, typically fancies casinos, where the bright lights and free booze really set him off. And I mean REALLY set him off… |
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| Billy the Kid At first he appears innocent like “the nice kid next door.” But LOOK OUT when he sneaks in the back door and plays tickle-monster with your 7-year-old boy. Ah, to think he used to babysit for you. |
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| Uncle Lester The one family member that wasn’t ever allowed to attend any gatherings. The family secret’s out and Unky Lester’s little groping problem is worse than you thought. One of worst types of sexual deviant. |
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| Sweet ‘n’ Sour You order General Gao’s Shrimp and Sweet ‘n’ Sour rings your doorbell. But your little girl answers it. So he offers her a fortune cookie, and sweet talks her into his car. Then in frustrated broken English, he orders her into the backseat and gets real sour, real fast. Her fortune should’ve said “Never trust a man with tinted glasses.” |
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Hey, what’s my pic doing here? Sanchez said she was 18!
18 months pregnant is what she said.
if only you’d just pay attention to her…