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Aw cheah.
It’s that time of year again when people enjoy Sundays, fantasy football is all anyone ever does at work, and the Pats start their Super Bowl run.
To ring in the new season, the NFL features their only good matchup: Indianapolis at New England. The game starts around 9:00 EST, but televised festivities begin at 8:00. Thank god.
Scheduled performers tonight include Elton John and Jessica Simpson, making this the new worst idea the NFL’s ever had.
Best of luck to both teams, and all of the other teams playing the Pats this year.
You’ll need it, losers.
