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Tivo, Netflix Close to Internet Movie Deal

in what would easily be the hottest corporate deal ever, Netflix is trying to allow its customers to download movies onto their TiVos via the web.

this is even better than the already-sweet OnDemand digital cable stuff because of the size of Netflix’s vault, so your only options won’t just be Princess Bride 3 or any Ashton Kutcher movie.

Man flees emergency penis surgery, risks life

um, just read why he needed the surgery in the first place. crazy Romanians.

Environmentalist Trying To Save Fat Colombian Buzzards as Dump Closes

7,000 of these charming, feathered hyenas have become so overweight from eating Colombian trash that they can’t even fly now. so a guy named Alex Rodriguez wants to send the buzzards to rehab to practice flying again and to re-acquire the taste for human meat.

the buzzards will then be organized and employed to clean up various slums in Colombia’s largest cities by eating and carrying off low-income individuals. the program is part of an elaborate new Department of Ministry agenda that plans to use more buzzards and vultures to reshape and improve the nation’s cultural landscape.

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