Official home of the US Air Guitar Championships
Do you have what it takes to be a star?
Did you drink toxic paint as a child?
Do you have a tattoo of a skateboarding rat on your thigh?
Then get your life together and save up for the US Air Guitar Championships entrance fee. You have until next summer to come up with $25.
Remember all of those times your mother spanked you for pretending to play the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” solo?
She’ll eat that hand for discouraging you when you bring home (your parents basement) the $2,500 prize and a rare, vintage Camaro shower cap. Rawk.
