Catholic college freaks out over sexy candy wrappers
Usually, it takes a lot to piss off the fine folks at St. Blasien Jesuit College in Switzerland, but apparently pornographic candy wrappers are right up there.
“The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure.”
“We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus.”
Yo, I don’t know how much is actually being depicted on these wrappers. I’m all for preserving the sanctity of our candy wrappings, but this is ludicrous.
Their vicious anti-candyporn campaign is a shameful way of attracting students to the school, and for using his name vainly this way, Jesus will surely torch their campus.
Buffoons go on “Da Vinci Code” tour around Paris
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